Well, that's not so true anymore. From about 10 weeks on, I've been getting huge white heads on my nose here and there. They're more hysterical than anything, because I literally don't have a single zit anywhere else.
One day I woke up and had 3 right in a row. It looked like Orion's belt standing out in a galaxy of celestial black heads.
Today I woke up and thought I had something hanging from my nose. I kept wiping it away because when I looked down, it looked like white fuzz.
That's when I noticed it started to hurt when I wiped.
I got my just woke up self positioned in front of the mirror (it takes a few moments to work up the courage to see what I'm working with upon waking) and BAM. The largest white head I've ever seen in my life.
Don't believe me?
Isn't she a beaut?
Seriously, I laughed hysterically and then wanted to cry. My entire nose was being sucked in my thise moutainous white head.
I put my hand over my nose and walked over to Josh, who of course, was sitting on the BBC playing Xbox.
"If I show you this, you cannot laugh."
"Of course I won't what is it?"
The unveiling led to laughter in octives I didn't know Josh could hit. He told me not to wince, frown or scruntch my nose because he didn't want to get squirted.
Feeling embarrassed, I took some toilet paper and that little demon let loose.
RIP Pocket of pus on my nose.
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